Mr. Bones takes time out from his busy schedule to demonstrate various library functions...

Mr. Bones circulates books.
More than stamping books, he likes collecting late fees.

"...we have five books within the subject heading 'Vampires in Literature'."
A little light reading.
Mr. Bones masters the microfilm reader.


Mr. Bones' favorite globe.
Planning his next vacation--to take place in 1949, if the map is correct.
If only this were Hogwarts...
and the books shelved themselves.
Mr. Bones often finds himself depressed by the overwhelming wealth of information available.
Not too depressed to read, of course.

"Why am I here, anyway?"
Mr. Bones' exemplary response to existential questions...